talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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