Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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