people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
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found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
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Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
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I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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