It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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