Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
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They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
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I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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