is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
there is puke in my bra ... again
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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