PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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