ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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