Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
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and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
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I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
I believe in your delicious
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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