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Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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