absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
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