Is it normal to miss your booty call?
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
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