Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
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It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
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to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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