You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
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I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
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whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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