Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Randomize
