You work out of a Hotel?
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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