Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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