I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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