scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
