im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
My dad is sitting where you rode me
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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