How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
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I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
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I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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