So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
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my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
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Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
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