the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
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she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
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Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
I did not marry a roomba.
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