My friends, they love my intelligence
i think my mom watched the whole time
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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