Taylor Swift is so right about you.
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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