Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
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We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
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I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize