hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
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Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
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there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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