isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
You need a sexual gate keeper
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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