Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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