I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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