no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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