he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
it's great music for shaving your balls
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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