yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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