Nice meating you last night
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At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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