it hurts more in the daytime
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
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yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
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I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
I'm really busy with my period
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