The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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