All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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