hotel room ftw
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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