I accidentally burped into my bong.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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