I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
Randomize
