smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
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You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
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Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
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