But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
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