So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
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