Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
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I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Brb crying the tears of my youth
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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