Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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