I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
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Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
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There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
The air taste purple.
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