Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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