puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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