Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
