I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Randomize
