How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
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hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
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Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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