hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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