When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
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Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
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I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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