ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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