What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
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about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
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You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
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