What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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