hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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